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Mark Kleimann
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Grief and Hope

Working your way through Loss The phone call from my sister was unexpected. It was Friday morning, the 4th of February this year, and I was at work, calling customers, following up on their enquiries. I work in Personal Banking for one of Australia’s major banks. My sister lives in…

Grief Recovery

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Grief and Hope
Grief and Hope
Grief Recovery

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The Revealing Art Course

There was no shortage of red faces… Back in the day, when I was impressionable and fresh out of Year 11 at College, I made a momentous decision. Based on the very encouraging school report comments from my art teacher (“Mark has refined and developed his drawing skills” and following…

Life Lessons

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The Revealing Art Course
The Revealing Art Course
Life Lessons

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Published in Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·17 hours ago

My Friend Trusted her Sister with her House Keys (and car keys) During her Honeymoon

What could possibly go wrong…? — Back in the day when I was new to working life and growing experienced at socialising, my best friend approached me with an offer that was too good to refuse. He had just had a phone request from Max*, a good friend of his. Max needed help with “renovating” the…

Honeymoon

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My Friend Trusted her Sister with her House Keys (and car keys) During her Honeymoon
My Friend Trusted her Sister with her House Keys (and car keys) During her Honeymoon
Honeymoon

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Published in Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·2 days ago

People Pay Insane Amounts For Things Touched By Famous People

This might be a possible passive income stream… — When NFL great Tom Brady sat on a beach three days ago to announce his retirement from football after 22 seasons, I suspect that he did not think that his momentous Instagram announcement would spur some enterprising entrepreneurs into action. (Note: this article contains no affiliate links.) Only a few…

NFL

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People Pay Insane Amounts For Things Touched By Famous People
People Pay Insane Amounts For Things Touched By Famous People
NFL

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4 days ago

This is What Happens if you do not have a Valid Will

Next of kin, be afraid… Earlier this week I received a phone call from a close friend, who informed me that an “old” friend had invited him and his wife to his rather “significant” birthday. As we chatted, he informed me that this guy, who remarried last year and now…

Family

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This is What Happens if you do not have a Valid Will
This is What Happens if you do not have a Valid Will
Family

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Published in Family Stories

·6 days ago

There Were Sheepish Faces All Around

We did not expect this to happen on our late afternoon drive home… — It was late on a Sunday afternoon a few decades ago, and my first wife and I were nearing the end of one of our frequent visits to her parents’ home, a sprawling sheep farm in the fertile countryside near Hamilton, in western Victoria (Australia). It had been a largely…

Life

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There Were Sheepish Faces All Around
There Were Sheepish Faces All Around
Life

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Published in Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·Jan 29

When I Nearly became a Missing Person (in a National Park)

“Have you seen Mark?” “No….” — Back in the day, when I was a wide-eyed nine-year-old, I learnt a very valuable lesson about my father, Eric. It was a very important, maybe life-saving lesson: he was not big on multi-tasking, especially when he was in front of a barbecue, with a pair of tongs in hand…

Life Lessons

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When I Nearly became a Missing Person (in a National Park)
When I Nearly became a Missing Person (in a National Park)
Life Lessons

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Published in Bouncin’ and Behavin’ Blogs

·Jan 26

The Implications of my Voice Sounding Somewhat Feminine over the Phone

Even a scammer called me Ma’am I inherited an interesting collection of bodily features from my father, including my bushy eyebrows, pointy Kleimann nose, barrel chest, and, best of all, a voice that tends to go to a higher pitch when I am excited, or a bit nervous. It was…

Comedy

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The Implications of my Voice Sounding Somewhat Feminine over the Phone
The Implications of my Voice Sounding Somewhat Feminine over the Phone
Comedy

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Jan 23

How to Avoid Falling Asleep at the Wheel During Long Drives

Don’t be like this guy who couldn’t even make it through a drive-through… Well, it wasn’t actually this guy. This morning, I read on the ABC Website that a 30-year-old man was struggling with the effects of extreme snooze while waiting for his order at a McDonald’s drive-through in Darwin…

Driving

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How to Avoid Falling Asleep at the Wheel During Long Drives
How to Avoid Falling Asleep at the Wheel During Long Drives
Driving

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Jan 22

Pussles the Wondercat

This cat had an agenda… Long ago, when I was a wide-eyed secondary school student with a slight case of acne, my sister mentioned to me that she had noticed an absence of cats in our backyard. …

Cats

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Pussles the Wondercat
Pussles the Wondercat
Cats

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Mark Kleimann

Mark Kleimann

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I am a freelance writer, sharing life experience and how to overcome life’s obstacles

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